The Herald Bulletin, Anderson, Indiana

Bailout...
Well, there’s a grand plan. Can you call it a plan if it’s this
confusing?

$700 billion: Not sure exactly how much money that is in real people dollars but I’m pretty sure it spends just about as quickly as the billions that Wall Street has already lost and who’s to say it won’t happen again.
My prediction for ten years from now... $1400 billion bailout.
Bottomless purse: Where the hell are we getting $700 billion? With the cost of the war and the regular expenses of running a damn country, I just assumed we didn’t have $700 billion laying around.