SPARE THE ROD: For Ringo Starr ...

What would you think if I told you to stop
And not send me your keepsakes to sign?
Log on the Web and I'll act like a jerk
And I'll tell you I'm still feeling fine.

Oh, I get lots of little notes from my fans
Oh, I'm gonna shun the little notes from my fans.
Yes, I'm gonna shun the little notes from my fans
The little notes from my faaaaaaaaaans.